Category Archives: Fun in Retail

Now I’v heard it all! – A RetailBoy Joint

Posted on April 9, 2013 by

It’s a phrase I am loath to utter because you just cannot possibly know for sure. “Now Iv heard it all” is something I have never said, that is, until today. As I have worked in Retail all my life … Continue reading →

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“Please and Thank You” Please! : A RetailBoy Joint

Posted on December 11, 2012 by

God I hate people. Why must they complicate my life with their useless presence? I know what you’re thinking. “Ohh RetailBoy what’s new, you dechivelled lump of walking misery! You hate people…we get it!” And you would be right to … Continue reading →

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“Happy F’n Christmas” from RetailBoy

Posted on November 1, 2012 by

Hello City Fathers people. Its me, your lovable depression-riddled human bring down, RetailBoy. My Nokia 3310 informs me that it has just turned midnight and has fallen into November 1st…the beginning of hell. Each day of the next four months … Continue reading →

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“Today” by RetailBoy

Posted on October 25, 2012 by

So my good friend RetailBoy emailed me this evening as I sat down to my wholesome dinner of lobsters stuffed with tacos. Looks like he had a bad day. Sad face for him. Actually his face is always sad, he’s … Continue reading →

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