NBA Jam: On Fire Edition Review

NBA Jam. In this sexy humble mans opinion…the greatest game of all time. I can trace my love for this game back to when I was playing Sonic The Hedgehog, Bomberman, Road Rage, Comix Zone, Altered Beast and Streets of Rage and of course… Mortal Kombat on my Sega Megadrive in my house growing up. My love for this game traces back to when I was playing all the Super Mario games in my neighbours house on his SNES. My love for this game even traces back to when I was throwing papers through poorly animated houses as I jumped over conveniently placed ramps on my life long friend Connors’ Commadore 64, I was an awful PaperBoy but my word could I pull off the “Razzle Dazzle” in NBA Jam. NBA Jam, in my opinion, is the greatest video game ever made. (Dear other bloggers…that, you peasant, is an introduction)

That is until NBA Jam Tournament Edition came along. The first time I played that game I found my first love. Most guys would fall in love with a girl (ewwww) but when I popped that cartridge into my Sega Megadrive I was hooked. I loved NBA Jam like I loved my mothers cooking…until NBA Jam Tournament edition came along and ruined my life. It is, up until this week, the greatest game I have ever played.

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NBA Jam Tournament Edition was an achievement in video games, and still is. It’s impact cannot be measured by today’s standards due to the fact that we gamers at the time played it in arcades and had no idea if it would ever make it to our state of the art Megadrives and Super Nintendos. Now, we are spoiled with DLC and software updates on our Xbox 360s and that other thing that seems incapable of the simplest of tasks (I believe you call it a Playstation 3?) and we cannot fathom the kind of impact that ‘update’ had…until today.

Years of 3D bullcrap Jams were released on PS2 and other consoles and I gave up hope for my favourite game. I placed my heart with Pro Evolution Soccer, it paid off. Pro Evo filled the huge gap in my games life with its fantastic gameplay and comedic edit mode. It came close, very close to overtaking The Jam in my affections until it Kurt Cobained coming into the current generation of consoles. I stuck with it for years until I played FIFA 11 and I jumped ship. Pro Evo had executed itself in the same way NBA Jam did.

When I heard NBA Jam, the old school 2D Arcade Jam, was being released on the Wii I was concerned. The Wii, after all, is a device designed to part the ignorant from their cash and I feared the worst. It could not be Jam, but it was close. Rumours surfaced online that a stacked version would be released on XBOX Live and PSN and I really looked forward to it…it was cancelled…for a week, the worst week of my life. I had been convinced that my old school NBA Jam was never to be released on my Xbox until I was at an EA conference at work. There it was – NBA Jam for the XBOX 360. I had to stay quiet as it was merely a footnote on the EA address but inside I was dancing. Soon I would have my Jam.

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And I had it. I was lost within it’s wonder. It had everything I remembered and loads of updates like boss battles in the tour mode and a really awesome Remix Mode. Something Jam-Vets disliked for a reason I will never understand. Tim Kitrow commentary was back and the whole thing felt authentic. Aside from some shocking AI issues and the lacking online mode I loved it and I could not see how EA, taking the mantle from Akklaim, could ever improve upon it. I had the same feeling when I first picked up NBA Jam…and Tounament Edition came along. Enter “NBA Jam On Fire Edition”.

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I was playing the regular NBA Jam Xbox 360 game this week (I’m sure you have seen the videos) and I fell back in love with it until I pressed the “DLC” option on the disc. Apparently there has been a new edition as an XBLA title FOR MONTHS!! How did I miss this?! I was immediately intrigued and used the google machine on this “On Fire Edition”. I downloaded it within seconds.

The legendary NBA Jam to NBA Jam Tournament Edition upgrade pales in comparison to the New NBA Jam to NBA Jam On Fire Edition.

I cannot describe to you how massive this update is. Looking back, the Jam relaunch was a bit crap and limited and reaching for the WiiSheeple compared to the On Fire Edition. This is the true version for us Jam-Vets. It is the new “Tournament Edition” for the DLC generation. The best part is…it’s not DLC! It’s an XBOX Live Arcade game, it is €12. Unbelievable. €12. €12. To put that in context. Call of Duty MW3 was fucking terrible and it is the biggest, not only games, entertainment release of all time. It cost €50…you can buy NBA Jam On Fire Edition FOUR TIMES for that price.

NBA Jam On Fire Edition is the Jam purists Jam. It has everything we wanted that the latest disc release lacked. The power of fan opinion has been shown twice in this generation… Mortal Kombat 9 and NBA Jam On Fire Edition…both amazing, easy to learn but fantastically difficult to master, just like being a kid again playing them on the Megadrive/SNES.

The new Jam has it all, Tim Kitrow is in flying form as always and the gameplay is just amazing. It is totally fresh yet familiar. It’s so smooth and lends itself well to the digital download mentality and pricetag. It’s all back. Tag mode (controversial) is actually vital during the campaign (shut up, try it without it and see how far you get) and Team fire is just awesome to see in HD. The new challenges are great and they get progressively more difficult, something that cannot be said of the last version.

The biggest change is the difficulty setting option. Easy, Medium, Hard are fairly standard but the new Jam has a little thing called “Real AI”. Yes, the tech used in the EA Fight Night Series. Impossibly impossible to put into words how massive the affect that change has had on the game. The game learns your tactics and motions and adapts justly, absolutely fantastic to challenge the true veterans, you will struggle. Go to options, change difficulty to “Real AI” and enjoy. You are not NBA Jam without it.

The “Real AI” is amazing. It makes you out think yourself. While in normal campaign type modes it is challenging it becomes shockingly difficult later. You have Bronze, Silver, Gold and oh dear lord Platinum matches against each team. Bronze and Silver are fairly easy whereas Gold poses a big challenge while changing the rules. The gold match is usually a remix, arcade type game where dunks count for 10pts etc but they are usually fairly achievable. The Platinum matches are a test, a big test. The Platinum matches are against bots…of your style, Real AI. The best part is that, in typical NBA Jam style, they are actually robots…with love heart boxers…brilliant. You essentially play against your best performances and it is tough if you are as good as me! Beating myself is very hard, really really hard. Just exceptionally hard. Single life.

An old school game calls for an old school unlockable system. It has all the legend teams the last version had and more. If you grew up watching the NBA you will be in heaven. The gameplay is amazing and the old school players really take me back to my youth. Progress through the game and unlock stuff… the game goes back to its roots. When you play as Hakeem Olajuwan and go up against Magic Johnson you are going to have a good time. Count in the fact that Scotty Pippen and Dennis Rodman play for the bulls and John Starks and Patrick Ewing play for the Knicks you will love this game. Did I mention Vince Carter? Bugsy? Larry Bird? Steve Kerr? There are literally way too many more to mention. Think of the NBA in the 90s and you have all the top players…still no Jordan though. (long story) 90s heaven in HD.

€12…you will never buy a better game. Trust me.

Is it the shoes?
Steve

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The Morning Noise Parade

Living in the city centre of galway has it’s many advantages but it can be very noisy at night. Mainly to drunken idiots and our old friends the dumbass element of Galways student population who seem compelled to kick over bins and knock on windows, wasters both.

What you may not be aware of is the incredible noise created by city council workers in the morning. They are just doing their jobs so nothing you can do but some mornings it gets ridiculously loud! Count in the fact that I live beside two pubs that have keg deliveries at stupid o clock and you have yourself a fairly loud and shockingly prolonged festival of decibel…s.

This morning was awful. It had all 4 of my morning noise brothers.

  • The Leaf Blower Binman
  • The Bin-Truck
  • The City-Sweeper (The Morning Noise Machine)
  • Keg Delivery
  • Never before have all four happened within a few minutes. The leaf blower guy was right outside my door, the sweeper van (Which I call the Morning Noise Machine) was right outside my door and the Bin-Truck…right outside my door. The worst of the lot was the keg delivery. Due to the immense noise machine traffic on the road the keg guys ROLLED THE KEGS DOWN THE ROAD to each other…by kicking them! I am not making this up good sir. It was torture!

    Now usually I am up around 6.30 due to work so I wouldn’t mind the noise. Sometimes it comes in handy as a make shift alarm! (Haha Shift-Alarm…1.45 in CPs…Hiiiiioooooo!) This morning, however, was one of the few days I didn’t have to go to work until 10am, that’s a sleep in robbed from me. Past Steve, in his own sexy way, recorded this after the bad men went away.

    Cheers to Past Steve for having the idea to record that sexy audio, that handsome bastard usually causes my bank balance to run and hide due to his drunken hijinxs around Galway on the weekends but he has eventually done some good. I am so tired.

    I just wrecked your trousers,
    Steve

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    Song of the Day

    Figured I’d go a different way with this one. 2 years ago or so I went to a gig to see a band I knew of called the Guggenheim Grotto. They were playing warm up for a lady I never heard of called Ingrid Michealson. She had 2 or 3 good songs. I remember going off her when I heard her play Parachutes that Cheryl Cole song…I though wow it takes some lack of pride to lift a song from an unknown British asshole. Turns out it was her song, she wrote it and let Cole release it. This lady seems to have a cult following in the US. Not much of a following back home, her song Winter Song was selected as a charity single for X-mas last year and did pretty good but due to the way Irish radio is she will not become any bigger than that. But here’s her rapping and singing. Skip to 47 seconds in…she’s doing this live.

    Also even though she’s not stand out good looking, I have to say she’s got a sexy voice!!

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    Mortality

    Today I woke up to the news that my grand uncle back in Headford had just died. It wasn’t untimely in the sense he was quite old and had lead a full life but he had such a rapid descent in the last few weeks that it caught everyone off guard. My mother has been taking care of him for the last few years and my brother, sister and I have been encouraged to help him out with work around the house whilst growing up. One summer I only got part time hours working in my uncles petrol station so I was sent down to Paddys house to do some extra work for him. He’d always invited me in every hour for some brown bread, biscuits and tea. We’d talk about football and politics. He was a true gentlemen. He had lots of knick knacks around the house as he was an excellent craftsman that built a lot of his own furniture. He wasn’t the most popular guy in town or anything but I’d bet you couldn’t find one person on this earth who would have a bad thing to say about him. So that got me thinking about mortality and what I want to do with my life and the legacy I’d lie to leave.

    I don’t care about having huge success. The only way you can be successful and leave a legacy is if you invent something or massacre a bunch of people. Nobody remembers the working class heroes. I don’t want to murder anybody and I also don’t want to be an inventor or CEO or any of that BS.  When you make a good salary you better do a good job you can’t have any off days and there’s more to life than work in my opinion. So success in my career is not my desired legacy. I like the idea that nobody has anything negative to think about Paddy and it’s a somewhat achievable goal for life. I’ve had people that have fucked me over in my life and I think I wouldn’t like being in their position knowing they had negative impact on other people. It’s not that easy I guess since people are flawed and prone to mistakes but I think I’ll try my hardest, I don’t need to be loved by everybody and the biggest presence in the room but if I’m not hated by anyone I’ve probably done something right. R.I.P Paddy

    Rory

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    Xbox 360 vs Steve

    I am now 100% sure that my Xbox is out to destroy me. I was enjoying my day off with a gentlemans game of NBA Jam, the greatest game of all time, when DISASTER struck!!! It’s too painful to describe, just roll the clip…

    Are you serious?! The basket just leaped into centre court when I drained it from waaaay down town!!! Then Dwayne Wade goes for a siiiiick dunk to a basket that no longer exists and somehow the ball gets stuck in the magic basket on the half way line! Are you serious bro?!

    Oh Xbox old friend…I think it’s time you and I had a heart to heart. You are getting on in years and the noises you make are scaring the neighbours. You are my best friend, I hate seeing you like this but please stop taking your bad mood out on me! You are breaking my heart.

    Boomshockalaka,
    Steve

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    Drink Culture

    I went on Twitter this morning and saw a tweet for a big wig in the IT world who had travelled to Ireland for a holiday. He just got to Dublin after spending a few days in Kilkenny. He posted a picture that was taken around 2:30 Irish time with the streets outside bars filled with people drinking. I worked with a bunch of German guys on a project before, one of them was a very nice guy and we’d talk about what our plans were for the weekends ahead. He’d usually be going ski-ing with his daughter, he’d ask me what I was going to do and I’d be honest and say I’m probably just going to go for a few drinks on Saturday. He said in Ireland it always raining so a pub is a nice warm place to be. I never thought about it that way before and kind of got that, I always felt that thanks to the weather there was less to do but then on a day like today when it’s hot and the first thing people do is go drinking outside, it takes away that justification for being a nation of piss heads.

    If we ever have to compromise and increase the corporate tax rate the jig will be up because all those multi nationals that always stated in their press releases that they picked Galway because of it’s highly skilled work force will leave pretty quick. Who the hell wants to hire a bunch of drunks? Ireland wants another bailout? Who the fuck in their right mind would lend money to an addict? The dependence on booze probably correlates in some way with the manner in which the country so spectactularly crashed with the common man spending money like it was going out of fashion. I don’t mean to sound off on everybody in Ireland because I know plenty who drink and know their limits and get by just fine but there’s so many that see it as an escape clause. A few years ago the Irish were getting a really bad reputation in Crete, this year it’s Bondi Beach and Perth,  next year it will be Vancouver. We’re a nation of drunken idiots and it’s not going to end any time soon. No reason behind saying this as I’m just stating the obvious but there ya go.

    Rory

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    Waaaaaaarrrrrmmmm!!!

    As I sit here suffering in 24 degree heat I honestly want to die. There is no way I can have less clothes on me while staying within the law and I’m starting to feel murderously murderous…rediculously hot hot heat brings out the angry, restless, agitated Steve. I dont deal well with it and today has furthered my belief that if I go to Australia there is a 110% chance I will melt.

    I’m fine with it when I’m outside and relaxing but being indoors at work is horrible on a day like this. “It’s very warm out today isn’t it?” I COULDN’T TELL YOU! There are no windows in this prison of heat and broken dreams so F OFF!!!

    But two things have brought me out of it.

    Firstly, “there’s great dryin out” and secondly…

    God I love that scene and it is exactly how I feel right now! I’m off to the closest, finest, cheapest Beer Garden I can find.

    Word to your Moms,
    Steve

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